Friday, December 11, 2009

oh ay gah, cah I geh lie a sraherry in iss chamagne?!

I just wanted to point out to people that it is in fact necessary to close your mouth and use your lips in order to create the sound of a consonant while talking. I am perplexed at how some women (well, I'm trying to be polite but really they're dumb bitches) don't close their mouths when they talk and subsequently babble like fucking idiots. HELLLOOO?! you sound like a retarded monkey with a piece of candy in it's mouth. And why on earth are you talking with that high-pitched tone? You don't really talk like that. No one does. It takes more effort for you to talk like that than it would for you to talk normal. Were you just wondering why everyone in the bar is staring at you? I bet you think you're hot and they are all just checking you out, even the women...damn, you're good. WRONG! it's because you're talking like an asshole, so quit it...

smiley face:) (shit eating grin...)

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